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July 2, 2008

I found this list neatly printed in blue ball point pen on lined notebook paper, on the floor in the lobby of my office building. There is a construction project underway on another floor and there are tradespeople and suppliers coming in and out on a regular basis.

ITEMS TO BE ADDRESSED

NO RIDING ON TOWMOTORS W/ DRIVER

POT HOLES

PEOPLE NOT KNOWING WHAT

YARD CONDITIONS

PALLET NOT LEANING

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE

HEAVY MATERIALS HOW TO HANDLE

PERSONAL SAFETY WEATHER CONDITIONS

IQ TEST INSTEAD OF PISS

BOOTING ALLOWANCE

BACKING UP

COMMON SENSE

ALWAYS JAC